Escrowzilla

When we were selling our house, my husband transformed into the most well-meaning real estate monster you’ve ever seen—obsessed with smooth sailing, fast closings, and flawless showings. Our agent and I had a side text chain to brace for incoming “suggestions.” This image was my gentle reminder that everything would be fine… and also a little joke at his expense. No judgment, just love—and a bit of monster-sized humor.